Not the one by Sofia Coppola

Who: SpeakeasyDC (if that doesn't clear things up for you, learn what the heck Speakeasy DC here)

What: An open-mic storytelling night. This month's theme: "LOST IN TRANSLATION - Stories about cross-cultural adventures, mishaps and misunderstandings."

When: Tuesday, November 14, 2006, 8pm

Where: HR-57, a wonderful spot on 14th Street (1610 14th Street NW, to be exact)

How much: $5 ($3 corking fee per person if you BYOB)

C'est tout.